The reality of home renovations
I am not a handyman by any means. Which is funny considering I own just about every tool I can think of.
When it comes...
The return of the chastity belt
I am one of those guys who is often intrigued by new technologies.
Fortunately, I am not one of those guys who has to buy...
The day that men fear and loathe
Welcome to fear and loathing in Relationshipville.
Whether you are ready for it or not, it’s here. We’ve known this day has been coming –...
Bald men make the best spouses
During the winter months there is barely a day that goes by where people don’t make some reference to my lack of hair.
“Boy, you...
Winter is for the dogs
There are two things I hate about winter.
One: Freezing my scrawning arse off and;
Two: turning into an albino from a lack of sunlight.
Sorry if...
Roll over – you’re snoring!
I’ve been waking up lately with a sharp pain in my back. It’s one of those types of pains that comes and goes. One...
What I wouldn’t give for a good night’s sleep
Frère Jacques, frère Jacques.
What if the hokey pokey really is what it is all about?
We’ve all seen the television commercial. A restless woman lays...
My New Year’s resolutions
It’s that time of year again when people try to improve themselves by making New Year’s resolutions. For me, a resolution has become something...
T’was the night before Christmas…
T’was the night before Christmas, alas it is here,
So get comfortable in your chair, and lend me your ear.
I’m going to recap what happened,...
My addiction to a sweet drug
Beware – there is a recently discovered drug on the street. And it’s bad. It’s very, VERY bad.
What makes this new drug so terrible...
