There is a new baby in the Ashfield household
The moment my wife told me that she wanted to “grow” our family and have another baby, I knew my life was about to...
Sweatpants in public are never okay
I have a pet peeve about people who wear sweatpants in public.
Okay, it’s not so much a pet peeve as it is a hatred....
Canada Day filled with spirit(s)
You can take our basements, but you will never take our spirits.
Okay, that may be a bad reference to the famed William Wallace quote...
We are Canada – that place above the USA
Canada is about to turn 147 years old on July 1st.
Canada – you know, the place where snow, maple syrup, poutine and Celine Dion...
The solution to embarrassing buys
Some people embarrass easy.
When it comes to men, we embarrass even easier.
There is a fear that exists within almost every man out there who...
Don’t condemn the promotion of a condom
Every once in a while you see something happen that just screams to have a column written about it. But as you begin to...
Green is the colour, fear is the game
Ever since I have been a wee lad, I have had a woman telling me the same thing over and over.
First it was my...
The benefits of living a life sans clothes
Have you noticed something unusual lately?
Yes, I noticed it too. It is called hot, sunny weather. And I am not quite sure what we...
When all things Trekkie come to life
I am coming out of the closet.
Not the closet you think however. Although there is nothing wrong with that in today’s day and age.
The...
When a crescent is a bulb
I am confused about something that is happening right now. You see, I have reached a dead end and am unsure why. No, I...






