Call my mom… I have a ‘man cold’

Gwennnnn..... Gwennnnn..... Call my mom! Tis’ the season. The season of the stuffy noses, sore throats and the hellishly, atrocious, near death, debilitating disease that is the ‘man cold.’ Oh, the man cold. The illnesses that represent death like symptoms to a man and bring about no signs of sympathy…